1 Dave: “Not really. I’m waiting for Sleeping Beauty so I thought I’d give you a call to pass the time.”

2 Alex: “I’m honoured that you chose me to alleviate your boredom!”

3 Dave: “Are you coming to see my play?”

4 Alex: “You’ve been on about this all summer. You’re playing Dorian Gray aren’t you?”

5 Dave: “Indeed I am.”

6 Alex: “How very appropriate!”

7 Dave: “I wish! I’d love to have a portrait of myself like that.”

8 Alex: “Dave, you’ve got hundreds of pictures of yourself!”