1 Dave: “Don’t be facetious! I meant one that aged instead of me.”

2 Alex: “Yes, we all know that your greatest fear is getting old.”

3 Dave: “It’s not really the age thing that bothers me; it’s the loss of one’s youthful looks!”

4 Alex: “But most people just use anti-wrinkle cream instead of putting their soul into a painting!”

5 Dave: “Far less imaginative, though, don’t you think.”