1 Dave: “Our story actually begins in a tumultuous time, and a tough, unforgiving city. My childhood was a difficult and deprived one…

2 Harry: “A tough, unforgiving city? We lived in Greywood!”

3 Alex: “One of the most affluent cities in Britain!”

4 Eliot: “And there’s no way you had a deprived childhood! You had everything you ever wanted!!”

5 Dave: “Not everything! I never got the BMW I wanted for my eighteenth birthday!”

6 Harry: “Admit it Dave; your life has been cushier than any of ours!”

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