1 Nick: “All right, Dave. Where are you? Are you on your way to school?”

2 Dave: “No. Nick. Believe it or not I’m actually at Windsor Castle enjoying afternoon tea with Her Majesty the Queen.”

3 Nick: “Yeah, very funny, Dave!”

4 Dave: “Well of course I’m on my way to school, you numbnut!”

5 Nick: “You wouldn’t be having afternoon tea anyway ‘cos it’s morning!

6 Dave: “Quite. Where are you?”

7 Nick: “I’m outside the Assembly Hall waiting for you guys”